* When a Girl stops loving you .Its like network.....It boils down to.....3G....3g...EDGE....edge...GPRS....gprs....GSM....gsm....SOS... OFF."
*What shall it profit a girl to have all the brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut?
*MAMA AKPOS: You are a bad child, do you know where stealing will lead u?.. AKPOS: Yes. The National Assembly..
* No matter how expensive your wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as useless as the "p"in Psycho"
* Ugly gals are getting married every Saturday; the pretty ones will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in the wedding pics, waiting for Dangote's son"
*Don't ever wear a red shirt to Shoprite if u don't wanna be mistaken for an attendant
* Iyanya Dumps Yvonne Nelson For Tonto Dikeh! #MORAL LESSON: Never give your heart to a man who only wants 'Your Waist'".
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